If Mr Krabs owned a bar

Keyshia: What up, Mo Monica:What up? Keyshia: You know it's your girl, KC Monica: Oh hey

For my rom com fans, this means the director of Miss Congeniality and How To Lose a Guy in Ten Days is teaming up with the writer of Legally Blonde, 10 Things I Hate About You and She's The Man. 2000s Rom Com royalty

Told my younger sister’s friend that I was 26 today and her immediate response was “You still look very young though”

Microdosing hell by living in America

this is how I picture myself when I'm liking y'all's posts

omg…….

Why do marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what the power puff girls did in 11 minutes

When you hear your name on a Zoom call and weren’t paying attention.

Please hesitate to contact me

No Sojourner truth, i wasn’t

Elmo is just letting you know that Elmo might be a little grouchy today. Naptime didn't go as planned.

hello sharks, today i’m asking for a small grant of $10,000 to hang out with my friends over the summer

Me when I’ve seen enough

One of the worst things a jig can be is up.

you will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn

sometimes i say "and i've always said this" when i haven't. in fact, sometimes it'll be my first time saying this. i'm so sorry