Horse racing is cruel to the horses typed the people on their iOS and android devices built by children in Chinese sweatshops.

An old man from the North Pole delivers gifts to the entire planet without being seen = Santa Jim picks a name out of a hat = Secret Santa

My heart goes out to anyone who tweets about the #ParisAttacks and doesn't even get any faves or retweets.

Nothing ends a party quicker than the music going off just as someone in conversation loudly says the word "discharge".

As @RayBadran forgot to wear long pants to today's show, we had to swap. Glad I wore my rainbow socks

SYDNEY! You were a great crowd TWICE! Two awesome episodes! Thank you so much!!!

Comedy Wednesday night! Daniel Townes @paigehhhhh Mike Goldstein @jaredjekyll suren jayemanne and more!

NEW, FREE, FUNNY Little Dum Dum Club ep w/ BRENDAN COWELL dilruk dimuthu jayawaradana ayasinha @RayBadran DOWNLOAD: littledumdumclub.com/?p=1719

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Comedy!!!! Wednesday night!!! 4th last show! With: Luke heggie David Smiedt TomWalker.bsky.social @iamcameronjames And so many more!

the second i was born my dad did a nollie hard flip over my newborn body and that is why i don't fear death or big hills.

This Wednesday! It's our 3rd last show! We've got: Luke heggie @tomcashgent @rhysnicholson M Culp And more!!!

Comedy is on in a few hours Happy hour prices all night Doors open at 7:30pm Show starts at 8pm

It's our last show ever tonight!! Come on down! $4 beers! $10 jugs! Meal specials! Comedy starts just after 7:30. Tix $10

Thanks to every one that came down and watched shows and anyone that performed at Rox Comedy. Happy holidays x

Also a big thanks to Chris Huggies @GearardM And @RayBadran for putting on the show each week See you all soon!

Hey guys just a reminder that the pub has closed and there is no show tonight. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

.@RayBadran performs his SydneyComedyFestival encore show 'Junior' this Sat 20 Aug, 7:15pm! Tix: ow.ly/cwzc303exdj