I'm guessing the $50 fine for forgetting to vote last election excuses me from having to participate in all the political convos #sicknote

Tonight's $5 beers theme is "the Americas" both Budweiser and Corona only $5 with tix to the show

Huge crowd of me to watch New Orleans Saints I suppose everyone else is working seeing it's 11am Friday here in Sydney #WhoDat

Who's defence is this? #Saints

FYI if a guy is smoking a cigarette against a telegraph pole at 5am in the morning, don't call him mr cool... It makes him very angry

The worse I am at getting my key in the front door, the better I am at texting my exes

I have a feeling hungover Chris will try and hunt down the guy Who gave drunk Chris the PIN that unlocks the phone #worldwar3rdperson

Thanks to the boys Wayward Brewing Co for the top. Can I now put model on my resume?

I think I found my calling. Creepy portraits. I call this "red passion" ft. Demi Grippi

"Pillow face" ft Naomi Mae Wilson

As @RayBadran forgot to wear long pants to today's show, we had to swap. Glad I wore my rainbow socks

@RayBadran little do they know you are about to pull out $200

If your funeral book is over 4 pages long, the priest shouldn't be able to ad lib. Stick to the script, we could be out in 20

Due to #NFLRedZone you can watch two North Illinois quarterbacks simultaneously

"Can't believe I paid $1.50 for can, you get it for free at Centrelink bra" is a convo I'll miss when I register my car & stop the bus trips

6am and overlooking the surf break at uluwatu, Bali during sunrise with the game on my iPad should be the new ad for NFL Game Pass

Stop watching me use the toilet Rhys nicholson although I'm not surprised that @RayBadran would support such antics

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I think Channel9 is better putting on home shopping instead of the footy show #flogadeadhorse

Middle of Thailand? Not an issue New Orleans Saints