I like my coffee the way I like my helicopters: Fast, black, and inserted with overwhelming force in the pre-dawn hours. ☕

The "g" in .gif is pronounced like the one in Gil Gerard.

Inside of me live two wolves. I feed them both. This is why I am fat.

if you’re a designer, pivot to being a good one

Meanwhile, in southcentral Alaska. anchoragepolice.com/news/warrant-l…

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Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I

Go Navy! 🔱🏈 cbssports.com/college-footba…

This guy is way out in front of the AI job loss curve. kron4.com/news/bay-area/…

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard this. 💰

It's always hilarious to me when people think the perception of a "dangerous man" is someone tatted up on roids who loves lifting weights. Then you remember this is what one of the deadliest men to ever live looks like, and he spends his free time photographing glaciers.

What should the rules be for searching the computers? And what are they now? Does anything stop the government from searching and using everything? Read my book, "The Digital Fourth Amendment," for the answers. amazon.com/Digital-Fourth…

The are six video games and a tv show explaining why this is a bad idea

When you fuck up so hard the judge says you and anybody who looks like you will be held in contempt if you don't stop masquerading as a US Attorney. ⚖️

I’m currently doing this challenge called January. It’s just me making it through every day of the month.

Buckaroo Banzai.

Periodic reminder that if your job is to de-immanentize the eschaton, you suck at it. | #HailEris #FNORD

You can tell a lot about a person by how they react when someone dies.