I don't find saxophones all that sexy, so there.

In the mood for a horrible day? lockerz.com/s/279733184

I'm not ashamed to admit that I still love the geico caveman commercials-genius

If you don't like, check that, if you don't love Borderline by Madonna you're a world-class idiot

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U2 on SNL tonight hope they play their new hit An Cat Dubh

If you aren't watching modern family on wed and instead are watching community thinking chevy chase can resurrect his funny you're dumb

Reesing is 5' 11" ?? Is he a hobbit?

When and if I ever die it will be indirectly due to my ranch dressing intake

Let's play Words With Friends on the iPhone! My username is 'RodTex'. http://bit.ly/2qbpQ

http://twitter.com/robhuebel/status/6547489672 this dude is funny

Photo: Best. Slippers. Ever. http://tumblr.com/xel4mp4si (via Nick Holmes) follow this dude pretty funny

Whoever ONLY wanted their two front teeth for Christmas, should really stop smoking crack. (via Rob Huebel)

Photo: I want that. http://tumblr.com/xel4rfasj (via Nick Holmes)

http://tinyurl.com/yln8aqh (via @rainnwilson)

Hey I can tee tee in the big boy potty

china just had its first gay marriage. glad to see we've begun outsourcing our sins (via Stephen Colbert)

What if Hannah is wrong and we don't get the best of both worlds?

At 38 I no longer have the ability or desire to say no to anything made by Coors or Reeses

@thebrianposehn Cleansing by Prong or Betty by Helmet