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Some YouTube comments are a perfect little vignette

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Don Henley: Please bring me my wine Captain: We haven't had that spirit here since 1969 Don Henley: ... you do know wine is not a spirit? Captain: You wrote this song, you can't blame me Yes, I'm listening to that track and that line jumps out every time

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Quite the dramatic poster shot - from the Glasgow gig I think. Anyway - Brum is coming up and the new date announce in his post is London. Come coz I like doing this stuff and it gets me out of the house and seeing the UK. sites.google.com/view/fesshole

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I regularly have people telling me that @Fesshole has put them off men but this is a new variation on it

Just prepping the Fesshole🧻 show I'm doing tomorrow in Birmingham and here's one of the audience questions I've been asked to answer and I feel like I've had a blow to the head.

On a train to Birmingham to do the Fesshole🧻 show - and thanks to Ruth Husko for stepping in at the last minute to be my priest number two and agreeing to run around the audience with a mic for the best bit - audience confessions. Last few tickets at sites.google.com/view/fesshole

Is it even possible to answer a question like “excuse me, is this train going to Euston?” without “I hope so, fingers crossed anyway”

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If you want to read a thread of people bumping into minor celebs at motorway service stations, this is the thread for you

This would be must better if he was pointing directly at the camera too

What can I say that won't get this post hidden, whilst the meaning remaining clear that you can also find me elsewhere? Oh, I know, Elon Musk is an excellent guy 👍👍👍

Briefly returning to Twitter to post this lovely drawing I made, not using AI, but a biro. Alan has blocked me you know, dunno why Also FESSHOLE LIVE 2025: Swansea - 17th April Diss - 10th September Worthing - 15th October Liverpool - 12th Nov 🎟️ sites.google.com/view/fesshole