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Peter spends his days retweeting naked girls and pictures of his tiny willy

If you’re going to a match and don’t expect to hear bad language, I don’t think footballs for you

Who even opens a can like that?

If you drink drive you’re a cunt. That is all

He’s not allowed on the bed anymore but he’s got me up with a nasty ear infection so I’ll make an exception. Taking bets on the size of the incoming vet bill tomorrow 🤪

My proudest mum moment was not introducing that stupid fucking elf to my house

I have some artwork available if anyone is interested for Christmas gifts ❤️

Who needs mounjaro when you can instantly be put off your tea reading twitter 🤢

Not even in the place for 5 minutes and this is with a discount 🤢

Chocolate doesn’t belong in the fridge

The mark up on items prescribed by vets is absolutely sickening. People wonder why so many people can’t afford vet treatment when you’re getting ripped off constantly. My bill compared to what I could have paid if buying online

Theres actual pig ugly men trying to tell woman that stretch marks are disgusting 🤦🏼‍♀️ like have you ever been near a woman?

Anyone else’s kid come home from school and told their teacher that their mum has fed them magic mushrooms before school today 🫠

So he struggles a lot in school so I bought him supplements to try and help his focus. I’ve giggled since he told me 🤣

Used to love sitting here watching the planes taking off so couldn’t resist while I was in the area

Always brilliant service from these lads. Friendly, helpful and never try to rip you off 👏