It's peak lockdown. You're loading up a game of Verdansk with the boys at 1 AM. You open up TikTok and see this trend pop up on the FYP...

Having your significant other pay for $8s is a level of rock-bottom that I didn’t even know existed

Miss you DaHabibi

Praying they don't ruin the greatest map ever released. Paid Time Off work✅ Celsius restocked✅ Crushed up melatonin in gf's breakfast✅ Fortune's Keeper might be back🦈

Is this the WR for Fortunes Keep Solos? Last 2 died to gas😢

Looks like it's time to retire the main account for good. Stayed off of it for a month to hopefully get the flag off the acti, saw the "anti-cheat was down" so I assumed it was chill to rank up since my alt is Iridescent already (talented I know)...played myself

So...you can loot the speed hackers glitched perks...and they work...

Still had half a zone of respawn...

44 and my games just deadsliding into every wall and jumping by itself love god

Find a party feature + EU Lobbies might just be meta

Ain’t no fckn way

Whoever set this one up needs jail time

I know a lot of y’all are hurting rn LMAOOOOO

27 year old gunny