I’m pledging $500k from my upcoming tour to Planned Parenthood. Live Nation agreed to match— to make it 1 MILLION dollars

The same folks saying, “don’t have sex and you won’t get pregnant,” believe in a religion based upon the idea that a woman didn’t have sex and got pregnant.

Remember when the mask mandates came out and pro lifers were like “my body my choice”

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CfRu5VnJQpoM…

The last day of pride month the german government revealed their plans for the upcoming self ID law: -Removal of assessments, people can now simply file a change and get it -Deadnaming will be a punishable offense -Forced outing will be punishable even for private persons 1/2

therapy isn’t enough i need DRUGS i need ORGASMS i need CHEESE

why does the economy get attention when it’s in a depression but i don’t

if you have a problem with the student loan cancellation because you already paid off your loans, just pretend its a tax cut for the rich that you also never got but mysteriously didn't complain about.

rawdogging the mental illness no dating apps just in the crib mincing garlic fine as fuck slicing onions thinner than previously imagined

Your 20’s are all about collaborating with your friends on survival

he’s right, but take advantage of your local libraries resources! There’s more than books

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If my bride did this for me I’d propose all over again on the spot

“Don’t celebrate the death of anybody,” brought to you by those that celebrate Columbus Day, Independence Day, and Thanksgiving.

The public mourning during 9/11 is even more curious after the last few years where thousands of people died each day and instead of that being a great tragedy as well, there were demands to go back to work and to learn to live with that level of death.

🚨EXCLUSIVE: Yvon Chouinard, who founded the outdoor apparel maker Patagonia and became a reluctant billionaire with his unconventional spin on capitalism, has given away the company. All Patagonia’s profits will now be used to fight climate change.🧵 nytimes.com/2022/09/14/cli…