Nothing beats laying in my mfkn bed

“why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” i’ve updated my privacy policy

Corporate life requires an ass-licking skillset I simply wasn’t born with.

screaming but also handling it. this is adulting

I wanna change my life.. in positive ways maaaan I wanna grow.

it means a lot to me when the trees form a frame around something beautiful

mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. something happens every day

Jaden Smith a real one for this

Going through something while your hair not done make that shit 10x worse

i loveeeee having friends that i don’t have to talk to everyday & the vibes still the same whenever we do catch up 😭

Two types of friends :

One day I'll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter and my husband will say "she got that from you" and I can't wait

sometimes you just have to “ok” and move on.

the traumatized urge to over explain things so that i'm not misunderstood

whoever is writing my show, please spice it up or else next month will be the series finale.

an underrated green flag is when someone notices you’re stressed and quietly handles the small things to lighten your load