This might just be the greatest thing ever. Whoever made this, Bless your heart.

Melatonin my love, when will you return from war…

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I didn’t until they sent me a reminder! Lmao, it’s nice to be back on here away from my old cringe account from middle school though. #MyTwitterAnniversary

Tfw Samwizest is coming back tomorrow and i haven’t seen him for almost 6 months and i MISS HIM

I’m gonna fistfight Scrooge McDuck

So far, in my experience, the people who didn’t hate high school are people who peaked in high school ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

New unicorn just dropped

I see that #ShinyPokemon is trending again! I contribute Custard once more

Dumb of the day: Me: are you accessing this site from a bookmark? Them: no, I’m on a computer. Me:

I think everyone needs more physical affection in their lives. Go hug or smooch a homie or something y’all, git that serotonin ❤️

Is it weird that i like that burning dust smell when you turn on the heater for the first time in a while?

Hey, whoever designed individually wrapped allergy meds…turn on your location, i just wanna talk :)

Today on cursed memories from my past: the time a dude tried to steal me from my bf by, in Samwizest words “rp-ing the star crossed cancer patients” from A Fault in Our Stars

User: Can you reset this password? Me: No, as it’s an admin password, the Identity team needs to do it. User: Okay reset the password and send it in a separate email. Me:

Look all I’m saying is Daddy Triton was missing the big picture at the beginning of The Little Mermaid…She was in love with a human prince, if he just let her marry Eric, he’d indirectly have political influence to make them stay the fuck away from merpeople

Time to play a round of “did i eat something funky or am i having anxiety” Having organs is overrated, I’ll tell y’all now.

I swear to GOD my panic brain thinks this storm about to bust my ass with a branch through my window

54th Prominence Poker Tournament w/ BallisticLex @SandwichMaster5000 Roxy TheANTIX @AdultN8ture LT Adventures Satan Repo Man 360 & w/ a warm welcoming return to ᴘᴅᴍ Happy Saturday to all <3 Lets have some fun!!!