I can't wait to get a new phone and be done with this

By revol4357

Live laugh LEAVE THE JOB IMMEDIATELY

Of course one can only go to London to fix a broken leg.

no you don’t understand, this is my Special Mistake. i keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend

Learning how to boxbraid was a game changer for me.

“We’re putting Microsoft Teams in your car” ok I’m putting arsenic in your drinking water. See I can make threats too

babe you’re employable to me

I've moved places and changed jobs so many times in the past two years to the point where when I am catching up with people I don't know which story line they are on.

I don’t even fuck around and I still be finding out

I've never heard a meow I disagreed with

A man's definition of peace is a woman tolerating disrespect in silence