Ravens on 3.

Has anyone figured out how to visit your hometown without reverting to your 15 year old self ? Lmk

merry christmas to the angels that couldn’t spend this one down here w us

"i saw your ex" - is the most unnecessary piece of information

normalize being private af and not telling everybody everything

RETWEET. This is the most private I’ve ever been in my adult life and I should’ve done this shit sooner 😂 everyone really be out here ruining a good thing when they know too much

BABY THIS IS WHAT WE CAME FOR!! #SuperBowlLVII

a businesswoman first and foremost

Imagine if the rest of the broadcast has no sound either? What a finale!

Go back to back to back Bachelorettes, Charity to Gabby to Ariel…put the guys on the back burner #TheBachelorFinale

if bed bath and beyond shuts down where are college freshmen supposed to get into the worst fight of their lives w their mom

Taylor Lautner is the only one doing celebrity right. Take the money from your giant franchise and enjoy your quiet and unproblematic life. Marry a nice person with the same name as you. Practice your backflips in obscurity until Taylor Swift asks to see you.

me rising from my edible coma to ask the flight attendant for a ginger ale in a clear, considerate voice that conveys gratefulness and respect

If your job requires a college degree, you should be able to write-off your student loan payments as a business expense the way CEOs write off their private jets and yachts for their jobs which require neither.

Confused about how everyone hyped up the excessively mid solar eclipse for weeks but nobody thought to mention the aurora borealis until after the fact?