babybel cheeses trying to convince you to buy them in the dairy section:

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

If you get mad at me for overthinking instead of reassuring me ima just assume im right

that’s my emotional support unfolded pile of laundry

Instagram is trying so hard to compete with TikTok that they’re trying to become another TikTok. If I wanted to see video after video from random pages I don’t follow, I wouldn’t be on Instagram. Do what we need from you, and bring back the photos of our actual friends!!!

THIS GOT ME CRYING SO BAD 😭😭

do beavers even know what the hell they’re doing or they just see water and say “i have to put a stop to this”

every restaurant should have a little bed you can lie down in if you eat too much

The same titties look good the 1st time and 17,652nd time you see them. Does a sunset ever lose its luster? I say unto thee Nay

Stahpppp

Andrew Tate’s website was straight up just like “Why am I an expert in this? Because I am a successful sex trafficker”

Don’t tell me the economy is doing well when eggs are $5 and people can’t afford rent.

“Don’t ask friends for help moving as an adult” “don’t ask friends to do a potluck as an adult” you can literally ask me to hold your hand at the dentist and I will do it

TOUGH scene x.com/BornAKang/stat…

White blood cells showing up to help the body fight infection and other disease

The McGill Big 3 This set of exercises consists of: 1. The McGill Crunch 2. Side plank holds 3. Focused & Activated Bird Dogs They build endurance in the low back & abs while increasing core stability. Here's how to do them:

“Don’t pack too much, we’re only staying 2 days” Me: