One of my finance tips is to never save or memorize your credit card information. If you want to buy something online, you have to run to the other room to get your wallet. That's part of the price.

It has to feel so good to be an fbi agent on a righteous manhunt. Staying up all night piecing together ring doorbell videos. Finding palmprints and footprints. Recovering the weapon and looking for DNA. Each piece of the puzzle sliding into place. May there be no escape.

Worth a read.

The ants must cheer when they find a feast in my pantry. How could they know what it will make me do next?

I need to unfollow many people.

New rule: my wife is the only girl who can like my tweets.

Did you notice today's date?

I struggle with this, but I am reaching the conclusion that "canceling" those who call for political violence is proper. The people wishing a terrible world into existence need consequences, and we need to define a culture that loudly says such behavior is unacceptable. One

Apparently 23andme didn't even test my saliva? They just guessed Greek when I tried to haggle on the price.

Left: HR after receiving my two week notice. Right: Other HR on the way to tell me about mandatory training I haven't completed.