remy

it’s always ‘RUBY YOU HIT THAT.’ and never ‘ well that shouldn’t have been in your way. it was in the wrong and you were in the right.’

no — it was one of dad’s trophy cases…

no. but in my defense i didn’t mean to hit it, i just jumped on the couch.

Sing it loud. Sing it proud. 🗣️ TEXAS FIGHT!

ever since remy got married and DESERTED me, i’ve learned i was not made to be alone

… OKAY AND??????

WHAT IF I WALK IN AND ….

WHAT

BC ULL HEAR

U R HARD OF HEARING !!

FALSE

crying

just saw a bird steal a girl’s pastry and ngl i laughed

… i think a strawberry one. and no.. i was too busy laughing at her face when the bird took it.

literally!! she easily could’ve gotten it back, like it’s just a bird. i mean at least rip a piece off! it did, im sooooo upset you weren’t there to see it.

there’s a family group chat ? but this is true…

or we make one and force dad into it.

this is the best idea we’ve had. hes gonna be SO excited

literally. dont even have to worry about a father’s day present for him this year.