Wait, he was captured by pirates?!? #community

Spent the whole walk home from downtown mulling over one line from Tina Turner's What's Love Got To Do With It. My mind is a strange place.

Why aren't weight machines set up to generate #electricity? #Gyms doubled as power plants. #Bros could at least power their own tanning beds

@JennyGerbasi Mayor Bowman - PARODY ACCOUNT A common sight in my life. This often stays for more than a week. Sidewalk sometimes completely blocked.

I don't care how strong you are #pidgey, you have no business escaping an #ultraball. #PokemonGO #pokemon

#trailer for Great Wall. SEEMS like they cast a white guy as the lead. Great job #Hollywood, you're really learning. #sarcasm #diversity

Time Winnipeg Transit style Bus 4mins away 4mins later - 3mins away 30secs later - 2mins away 3mins later - 1min away 2mins later - arrives

Hey Justin Trudeau , this Canadian was very much looking forward to #electoralreform

Learned that the #WomensMarch had 3x more people than Donald J. Trump's inauguration! Three times! That's gotta be an awful feeling.😀

On n'en peut plus d'attendre le retour des Bleus!🙃 Vos places pour 🇫🇷🇪🇸 (28/03) et 🇫🇷🇬🇧 (13/06) au Stade de France ici👉 po.st/FRAESPANG

What if Twitter did a #ban. No US Presidents can use it. Exceptions if are no longer a sitting pres. No, it isn't a Donald J. Trump ban.

"Y'know how they say 'don't shoot the messenger'? Well maybe don't suck the messenger's dick either!" -Trevor Noah

Which side are you on?

Always a good time when Bassem Youssef is on The Daily Show, plus he's #dreamy. I mean, Trevor Noah is too, but we see him every day.

Oh man, after watching the same ad after EVERY Daily Show segment, I definitely want to buy #rickardsred more. #shittyadvertisinghabits

I just realized that this production of Anomie is the #bechdeltest passingest show ever #WpgFringe #theatre Downside Up Winnipeg Fringe Festival

Harry Rintoul Award Nominees for best new Manitoban Play: Anomie-Wren Brian Joe Job-Cory Wojcik KING-Duncan Cox, Tanner Mason, Ben Townsley

Anyone else find it strange that we eat #popcorn at #movies, but not #rice?

Chewing on pearls and straightening curls are two very different levels of difficulty and the combination doesn't give a very accurate representation of what it's like to love you Lady Gaga