Unfortunately I do like passionate women so it’s nothing like a good argument over my actions that gets me going

Youth pastor.

da night before yo situationship over

I do not feel like finding a new ho damn

The issue I have with people is they don’t have empathy until it directly affects them.

Jalen Hurts asked why he didn’t wear his Super Bowl ring: “I’ve moved on to the new year. It’s as simple as that.”

The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off so you don't have to listen to such an unbearable noise

It’s only one guy in the NFL like this right now

i up that K on charlie if he irkin me

Lmao yall can keep yall QBs . Riding with #1 till the wheels call off.

When you try to lose weight, you avoid sugar, carbs, seed oils, do 24+ hour prolonged fasts, and go "Carnivore". When you want your dog to lose weight, you put less food in his bowl and walk him more.

Yall evr used ur dog as a napkin before

Worth noting that Ohio State’s season will come to an end before Mississippi State’s.

Obviously Bama doesn’t have the talent monopoly that they used to for various reasons. But the striking part of this new era is that you no longer see that physical DNA that they used to have. Guys in those jerseys used to be raging psychopaths.

Josh Allen had as many turnovers today as Jalen Hurts has had in 10 career playoff games

it’s time to start slapping niggas when they say mj the goat over bron im sorry