tough year to be called liz

"are u okay?" absolutely not but I'm funny

The Dogs of 2022

I Photoshop paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 678

The only way I’ll keep Netflix Canada is if they immediately put up the full Mary-Kate and Ashley filmography

I never looked close enough to realize it’s not…

ⓘ this user thinks rewatching heartstopper can solve all their problems

Reminder to everyone that theatre is a team sport

#TheatreHoroscope Scorpio: You won't notice it, but the stage crew is doing a better job acting than the cast, being nice in response to your ridiculous requests.

nightmares are so embarrassing bro like u literally made up a guy and got scared of him

you got a fast car i got a plan to get us out of here

Both people who like sports and people who do not like sports need to understand something: Sport is theater. It's a cultural artifact. Sports are much more like opera than they are like carpentry or management consulting.

Currently waiting for someone to say that Kate’s lack of presence is somehow a Reputation TV easter egg

“the presidency is the most stressful job in the world” okay well that’s kinda fucking disrespectful to elphaba standbys…

you've not been yourself lately, libra.

I refuse to gossip. I will, however, spread lore.

This is literally stage management when there are 4 covers for one performance.

Person: gives compliment Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken