I’m more for piercing baby ears than baby boy circumcision

Hey listen, this one’s cute ok

I think he’s experiencing psychosis

We don’t need this. We have fat ropes at home.

It is in New Orleans

Every time I wear thigh highs, I think about wearing a garter belt. Then I don’t and regret it for the rest of the day

Face? Exfoliated. Legs? Shaved. Monkey? Washed. Let’s get this party started tonight, everyone.

Jeans that used to be comfortably oversized are now jeans that fit a bit too snug

so embarrassing when you forget to pretend it hurts during anal

If you say her name and no one is around you, does it make a sound?

Day 1 of water fast. I feel drunk.

Heartbreaking for Down syndrome fans everywhere

Me on my water fast

Killing myself over things I’ll never have

End of day 2 water fast: I have reached a level of mental clarity I have not had in weeks. I have also scheduled out everything I will eat for the next week starting Wednesday at midnight.