There’s nothing like a cool glass of water from your town

A Facebook friend called me fat when I posted this picture. Posting this to Twitter too cause a. I’m not b. If I were, there’s nothing wrong with that.

Chicken nuggets are chicken smoothies that have been battered and fried

We’re not friends when we play Uno. I don’t choose peace when I play. Violence wins every single time.

me: “don’t overthink it. it’s not even a big deal” also me:

I think my parents dog is warming up to me 🥲

This is one of the most extraordinary magazine stories you will ever read. It will shake the way you think about the loss on 9/11, the truthers who've come since, and the long shadows of grief. theatlantic.com/magazine/archi…

The Taliban captured Afghanistan's 2nd and 3rd largest cities and now controls most of the country — including a city 50 miles from Kabul. As the U.S. withdraws from its 20-year occupation, the Taliban has displaced almost 400,000 people, with 1,000+ civilians killed this month.

i love walking. i love being like “that’s not a far walk” and walking there

Reverse racism is a serious issue 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

RT if you personally know someone with Covid right now.

Whenever discussed the Heard v Depp case, I hear something like “he hit her, but…” There is no but. The only takeaway is that a person cannot share their experiences without the risk of being sued for defamation.

My problem is, I wanna b the only one at the gym when I go 😭

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November".