"What a lazy day..." Perhaps he needed a day to himself.

"Who decided to name the super soldier 'Snake?' He looks more like a worm to me." The king would chuckle softly

"You touch my hand, I'll bury you in that ocean of yours."

ㄥ卂ᗪㄚ ㄩ尺乃ㄖ丂卂 Unexpectedly reemerging as a physical being in Hyrule again? She was beginning to get comfortable drifting about among other champions. - Gerudo Legend - Slight AU - N/SFW - #LoZRP - #AnyRP - Likes & Rts Appreciated

that’s really how it is

"Desert King...?"

Would a back massage relief the princess of her irritability?

The Demon King would nod and crack his large hands before snapping in the air, using his magic to summon a rather regal looking bed. "Then be my guest."

NICE MY GUY! You did well in representing good ole Ganondad as the sympathetic villain that was hinted at in Wind Waker! Good job my man! Great read!!

"When the woman who raised you only insults you because she wishes she could rule."

"So, my original incarnation has risen from his prison... May the Goddess have mercy on us all."

"You can't call me cute, only I can call me cute!"