nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - if you wear wigs - if you have worn wigs - if you WILL wear wigs - WHEN you will wear wigs

Happy birthday, Ray Bradbury, you were the king of dropping six-page stories a kid could read once in 7th grade English class and be haunted by for the rest of their life

when kamala said we’re going to have the most “lethal” military

Nuance, to me, is 1) Being thrilled to see a Black Woman on her way to POTUS 2) Being disgusted by the overall lackluster efforts towards liberating Palestinians 3) Recognizing the stakes for women, LGBTQ+, children, POC, etc if we don’t vote Vote. But stay loud & demanding.

I don’t want the most lethal fighting force in the world, I want to go to the doctor.

I have transgendered the aliens that were in the prison and which also were probably executing the babies forgive me I have the best rallies so large and so not bored

they're doing [throws dart] transgender operations on [spins wheel] illegal aliens in the [picks a card] prisons, just ask [rolls dice] Viktor Orban and [consults Ouija board] my friend Abdul, head of the Taliban

When I see that Laura Loomer and MTG are feuding (again):

whenever u point out something is a deeply puritan belief you get hundreds of people going like "im not a puritan i just believe in Common Sense, Everyone thinks this is Weird and needs to be Hidden from the Public" with absolutely zero self reflection

Buenos días ☕️ this is the energy