Overheard in the queue for crepes and coffee at Stonehenge… „They do butterscotch, lemon, Nutella, and shit“ The first three flavours sound nice.

After drinking Leffe down the pub every week for over 4 years, Sainsbury's came to the rescue with a free glass offer 💪 Don‘t feel so compelled to have to nick one from Wetherspoons now 😂

My cats never came home for breakfast. And the empty packet on the kitchen floor…. that’s not the food I feed them, wrong brand and they’re not kittens any more… #TeaLeafs

Kneecap spotted in Camberley…

The things you find in the pocket of a pair of shorts you’ve not worn in a while…. Alex CND #CND

Oh dear Virgin Media ❤️, increasing my broadband bill by nearly 40% isn’t a good look after many many years of my loyalty. Anyone got any recommendations for a better value deal?

Blimey! Completing the July challenge faster than 94.3% of all learners on Duolingo?! Aren’t 77.86% of all stats made up?

Another hero gone. Farewell, Ozzy. theguardian.com/music/2025/jul…

Haha, love this…

After hearing it on BBC Newa this AM, AI Mode now available on Google Search in the UK… allegedly! Anyone else seeing it yet? blog.google/around-the-glo…

Hello Rushmoor Council, have a word with your refuse collectors please; I didn’t notice the broken glass when I left my driveway after they’d been, but the broken glass was clearly visible on my return later. Thank you 🙂

Wow! Left work, went to the supermarket on the way home, pulled up ön the driveway and emptied the boot, stepped inside and… BOOM! It absolutely lashed it down! Cool timing, huh?

Wow! Left work, went to the supermarket on the way home, pulled up ön the driveway and emptied the boot, stepped inside and… BOOM! It absolutely lashed it down! Cool timing, huh?

What a cracking tribute to Ozzy. Thank you for this 🤘

Finally seeing Google’s AI Mode in the UK, but only on Chrome on mobile so far. Anyone seeing/using it over here yet?

About right… Private Eye Magazine

Well you can’t see it now, but I walked downstairs and felt compelled to open the front door: the street lights are out, the moon is waning. But at the moment I threw the door open, a shooting star shot across the sky in front of me. Awesome 🙌

The energy drinks they serve in Glastonbury!