That Taylor Swift, always dropping albums! What a lil rascal

I genuinely really think if you took coca cola syrup. Made it into an aioli. Heavy on lemon, black pepper. Zingy + warm + acidic + fat. This could actually be HUGE

"Imagine you’re bisexual and both your crushes start dating" bro that's him

this is killing me

The black-irish alliance has never been stronger✊🏽🇮🇪

when a coffee shop closes at 3 pm

The circle is now complete. #MayThe4thBeWithYou #StarWarsDay

studio ghibli ass owl

Pretty annoyed that Colin Jost is funny, handsome, has ripped arms I just found out about, and managed to give flowers to his wife at the end of SNL without stealing the moment.

Benedict Cumberbatch says “watching Wes Anderson discover & use Michael Cera is like God discovering water” “It seems like a pretty obvious, natural element to have in his arsenal as a filmmaker. It's the perfect partnership”

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my favorite poem i’ve read today

im going to be real Oscar Mayer, it's not too late to invite me to the weenie 500. there is no one more prepared to attend the weenie 500 than me. my book about hot dogs is a bestseller and has a whole chapter on the wienermobile! i'm not too proud to beg. INVITE ME

written by glinda upland

her biggest enemy being behind her…

Think of how many beautiful exotic animals lives were saved because of this buffalo’s heroic act

FUCK YEAH LETS GO JEREMY

Chase Brown fantasy owners rn: