I got asked today what superpower I want. If I could write a song a fraction as well as @JasonIsbell....

Mid year resolution: try to have more Susan Orlean energy.

The lack of general tech and business understanding on display by government officials is incredible. Not understanding how basic technologies, or basic business practices, work is mind blowing.

It's incredible Twitter is free.

This debate is like a preschool where no one has had a nap.

How much time does John King spend practicing that touch screen in the four years between presidential election nights? This is his Olympics.

Saint Dolly.

Very cool to include the Cheesecake Factory menu in this special ceremony.

My villain origin story would 1000% be a $16K electricity bill.

I don’t know what brand of alcohol will give you enough confidence to start something with Aaron Donald but I wouldn’t advise drinking it

Today, a jury did the right thing. But true justice requires much more. Michelle and I send our prayers to the Floyd family, and we stand with all those who are committed to guaranteeing every American the full measure of justice that George and so many others have been denied.

Jim Beam, Jack Daniels and Waylon Jennings

Wordle 209 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I’m obsessed. Wordle 210 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

when wordle gives five greys after your first guess:

you should be able to burn calories by driving a car or riding on a train. i mean, you’re going really fast. this is just one of many, many complaints i have

JD Vance's victory tonight shows you that with a Yale law degree, $10 million from your billionaire pal, and no principles whatsoever, anything is possible