Im the poodle from shrek 2

TIL my life is a lie

proving once and for all that there’s nothing more attractive to a woman than a funny guy with fruity vibes who’s mean to jimmy fallon

That White Lotus episode was insane

"Fuck my handsome white ass" could've been something that Walton Goggins said on Righteous Gemstones OR The White Lotus. #TheRighteousGemstones

Oh my GOD we’re definitely getting double-Goggins’ed tonight with this Righteous Gemstones episode 😳

inside me there are two wolves

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

NOT LOCHLAN AND CHELSEA!!!!

*NOT CHELSEA!!!!

God what a season. And closing it out with Nothing From Nothing by Billy Preston? A masterpiece.

👎🏾 #thewhitelotus

The White Potus

Haven’t been using twitter in a while and have been on threads - but men on threads are so mean!!!! Like, I’ll post anything about my life or thoughts and random men will find my posts and be so awful to me

I...I don't understand. What do you mean they can't read it.

RICK MORANIS COMING OUT OF RETIREMENT FOR SPACEBALLS 2!!!!

GOOD NEWS PATRIOTS! WITH WASHINGTON SHUT DOWN, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM NOW THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD. MY PLATFORM IS VERY SIMPLE: HEALTH CARE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!), FREE SCHOOL MEALS (WOW PUDDING FOR EVERYONE), FREE CHILDCARE (THE MOMS LOVE ME! MORE BABIES!!)