identifying who is at the Sheraton for the ACLA and who is there for the comic conference based solely on attire is pretty easy.

(procrastitweeting instead of prepping the presentation I have to give in 30, as per usual)

brought back a suitcase full of coconut water and organic dark chocolate peanut butter cups. god bless 'merica.

for once I have a legitimate reason for working from home with no pants on.

(it's called falling off your bike and fucking up your knee.)

IT'S OFFICIAL #lurcyfella2015 rackham.umich.edu/blog/reading-m…

turns out it's hard to go for a run when you can only limp.

when your student from THREE YEARS AGO emails you to say congratulations on your award!!!!

i guess i should get used to being referred to by my last name in print.

transporting raw egg in pocket: terrible idea or just bad idea?

you should see my role as "confused dissertater" Shannon! now that's real horrirific!!

CATS IN A GRID: lovemeow.com/2015/05/grid-o…

“asking for help — it’s not in their language — so they do the next best thing, the purring thing.” I GET YOU, CATS. nymag.com/scienceofus/20…

just did so much deep thinking in the ice cream aisle.

yes just left store w/ wine & ice cream and yes had stressful day but no contrary to appearances am not going home alone to watch netflix.

Michigan Arts in Paris group showing Sarah & I around! Thanks professor Lay, Abi Celis & Students #Homies Go Blue!

i have a high tolerance for pain and a low tolerance for bed rest.

don't mind me I'm just wearing my swimsuit while I bake a pie. #heatwave

Great show, and a pleasure to write about! x.com/UM_Stamps/stat…

every time I walk into a sephora I leave with more questions than answers