We will once Epic figures out how to sell us the 7th Batman skin

Wow

I don’t think I can do another 450… up until now I had fun, mostly, but it gets to a point. 😭

Claimed 592 items on my wife’s account lol Most of them from Rocket League 🤣

I'm honestly already so over shit performance in Switch 2 games. How the fuck is Fortnite the only game that feels like it hits 60 fps on Switch 2 while looking somewhat passable if you don't look too hard? Legitimately the only REAL Switch 2 game I bought is SF6.

I regret almost every Fortnite cosmetic related decision I have made in the past month. I can only imagine how real addicts feel. It's so weird how I can be completely sober, rational, wide awake and still convince myself I need ANOTHER $15 skin I'll use twice and never again.

JFC what a mess. Gold edition is €40, base game is €2,80. All DLC bundle without base game €8,39 and then there's some random shit thrown together for prices varying from 7 to 30 🤒

I’m just going to block more aggressively because holy shit there’s a lot of stupid motherfuckers getting on my nerves today. Acting like they’re “YouTubers and Streamers” with fucking 5 videos 6 years apart and 25 subscribers. Acting out on Twitter. Fuck the FNTwtrs

Escape Vader is such a slow, annoying, way too dark game mode. Having to start the tutorial every time and then having to insert another 2 power cells to even get the storm troopers to spawn, while being chased by Vader all the time… I just can’t do it.

Protip: You can private match Galactic Siege. Capturing points is trivial, but what’s more, you’re basically farming Storm Troopers for credits, jump off the map, respawn as a 150 credit Jedi, rinse and repeat! Escape Vader can go fuck itself. Not touching that again.

Honestly Fortnite Status this pickaxe bug is getting really annoying now

Which is the worse change Epic has made to Fortnite and Rocket League? Making kicks a cosmetic, increasing bundle prices by up to 1000 vbucks, or porting cars from RL, increasing car prices by 1300% from $2 to $28? And why do you keep buying them anyway?

On the one hand, it’s been relatively fun, but it’s also a massive grind.

I love how it’s just making shit up now…

I wish all you zig zagging, crouch spamming, sprint jumping, always running away after I get you down to 10 health, twitchy motherfuckers a very unpleasant day.

I still hold this opinion. The official Fortnite account should not be exlusively marketing Droid Tycoon.

Sometimes I get a bit frustrated seeing the insane takes from the most noticeable FNtwitter accounts, but then I look at their bio and I get it.

People going through those lengths to cheat in car soccer is somewhat of a compliment to Psyonix isn't it? I still don't know what the endgoal is supposed to be, other than pissing off SSLs, but I'm sure we'll find out.

-_- ass username

The game is just disintegrating in real time even without updates. How does this kinda thing just happen? #FortniteSlowdown #FortniteShowdown