I’m everyone’s favorite mascot. The end.

#Analysis 🙄

The Lakers are the perfect LA team this year. A bunch of has-beens and never-weres pretending to be more important than they are and failing at it.

A”cactus thing”. Anthony Totri ? Really? Guess I shouldn’t expect more from a “short host thing”

Oh sure. D-Line (Denver Man) ((Eric Wedum)) finally makes merch with me on it but launches it on Black Friday when all anyone cares about is discounts like the up to 90% off at the PHNX Locker. Don’t think I didn’t see what you did, Eric. I have my 👀 on you. phnxlocker.com

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So you’re telling me you don’t talk to the medical staff about your players, Monty? I believe that about as much as I believe Derek Montilla  was voted Mayor of PHNX.

Would look better with a different mascot …

When Devin Booker wears a beanie you all think it’s super cool. When Lindsey Smith wears one you all give her shit. Bunch of D-Riders.

How does this glorified bookmark get on the show before me?

Don’t get any ideas, PHNX Sports

I thought I was the only dickhead allowed on this network?!?!

To that certain rival fan base we’re dealing with …

I look great

New rule in AZ sports. No opposing fans allowed. Looking at you Braves faithful.

Thank you to Denver for allowing us to live rent free in their minds. My apartment was getting to expensive

So Daryl Morey 🗽🏀. We in Phoenix will happily send you two dozen Crumbl cookies for τobias Harris if that’s all Philly fans want.

Great to have PHLY Sports in the family. I have some competition for most sarcastic up ALLCITY employee.

If you don’t get it by now you either don’t want to or you’re a Lakers fan and it can’t be explained slow enough for you to understand.

I'm back!!! and just in time for Halloween.