I DON’T GIVE ONE FUCK ABOUT CRACKER BARREL. How do you mute words?

It took us 21 minutes on a random Tuesday night to ratio the White House.

THANK YOU, MR. PRESIDENT. YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A MASTERMIND OF TRADE. WE ARE NOW PAYING THROUGH THE NOSE FOR OUR BASIC NEEDS. YOU BROKE YOUR PROMISE TO LOWER PRICES ON DAY ONE BUT YOU CAN KEEP YOUR PROMISE TO RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILE, SIR!!

Jason Miller JD Vance was a male born as John Bowman.

“See ya later, alligator.” “In a while, pedophile.” 👋

Gavin Newsom Saving Melania Trump Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt by Great Stuff 4 Me LLC etsy.me/45Z5F1v #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #GCNnews

Mississippi’s homicide rate is 380% California’s, yet FOX NEWS refuses to cover it!

Alabama has a homicide rate 290% higher than California’s, but Fox News is choosing to ignore that.

This your guy? #RFKjr #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

Alaska’s homicide rate is 170% higher than California’s, why is Fox News not covering it?

South Carolina’s homicide rate is 220% higher than California’s, yet FOX NEWS refuses to cover it!

Nevada’s homicide rate is 160% higher than California’s, so why isn’t Fox News talking about it?

Arkansas’ homicide rate is 220% higher than California’s, so why isn’t Fox News talking about it?

Ohio’s homicide rate is 160% higher than California’s, but you wouldn’t know that by watching FOX NEWS.

Virginia’s homicide rate is 130% higher than California’s, FOX NEWS refuses to inform you of that!

Indiana’s homicide rate is 160% higher than California’s, so why won’t FOX NEWS cover it?

LAURA “LOW RATINGS” INGRAHAM ON FOX HAS A TERRIBLE CASE OF NEWSOM DERANGEMENT SYNDROME (NDS!). THE AMERICAN PEOPLE LOVE ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR!!! FOX SHOULD CANCEL LAURA IMMEDIATELY — OR FACE HUGE “CONSEQUENCES!!!” THANK YOU! — GCN

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Donald Trump is the leading SOCIALIST of our time! Happy Labor Day, America — all hail, Chairman Trump!

WOW. Tomi Lahren says “thank you” @CAGovernor Gavin Newsom. VERY NICE, Tomi — thank you for taking a break from the bathroom Yelp reviews!