The I that is We loves when he gets Hegelian with it

that kid who attacked Judith Butler is a self-identified effective altruist and he did indeed optimize the true, beautiful, and good outcome: everyone in the public square coming to the defence of my namesake

Every queer friend group needs a gay guy who's a lesbian

Being an expat cosmopolitan socialite philosopher is more than a full-time "job".. it's a vocation...

Psychoanalysis is not some modern Delphic dictum to "know oneself," rather, it is the logical termination of Socrates' injunction to maintain the rigour of knowing absolutely nothing, and about oneself in particular

Trying and failing to complete online check-in for my flight on the car ride to the airport

My lodgings in Philadelphia are completely without lamps, so I'm deserted to the indiscriminate beams of the overhead light; this is what the Victorians must have felt when afflicted with consumption

Arguing every year, the same shit—is Marx radical, can we understand Judith Butler's writing, do signifieds have a referent, must we mean what we say—I'm exhausted. Everyone involved, please, get a job, have a passionate love affair, adopt a cat, seek the philosopher's stone

not even 8 a.m. and i've already performed a reduction of the ontic unto the ontological, coming face-to-face with the dreadfulness Thisness of reality

Girl the continental Europeans all went analytic

when i'm in the united states of america i WILL be hitting the vape; the collapse of a regime

I share a deep affinity with Björk, for the things she says and how she says them

What do you think you're doing referring to me, Judith Butler Bible Thumper, as "bro" and "man" on the dating apps?

Scaring the hoes by being in bed before midnight on a Saturday

Yucky life cannot be lived yummily

late to my meeting with dissertation director i didn't have time to prepare anything we haven't spoken in months im reading an outline i wrote of the project one year ago on a scrap piece of paper and my uber driver wont stop loudly defending coco chanel from her nazi allegations