Another piss poor performance. Bin the lot

Waiting until the last embers of the windows when we announce Jamie Vary as our new no.9 (would still be our best striker too)

If you only turn up for one game this season, please let it be tonight 🙏🏻

Hojlund & Mount, are you even playing?!

Don’t bother then.

Deserved everything we got. Shite

We’ve not even got 40 points in the league. Get all those chancers gone in the summer. State of some of them. Not even combi standard. Pricks.

New contract incoming 🖊️ 📄

The perfect striker then 🤷🏼‍♂️

Want to feel old? Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink son Lucas scored for Netherlands U19s tonight. You would have to remortgage if you want that name on the back nowadays 😂

Get Mbuemo, a striker, midfielder, goalkeeper, a new stadium and reincarnate Sir Bobby Charlton and we may just, just have a chance.

We’ll be lucky to get a Freddo and a can of Carlsberg Special Brew for this lot!

In other news, water is wet

At this rate we’ll end up with a Kinder Bueno, not a Brian Mbuemo.

I take it all back.

Why isn’t Anderson on this list?!

Please don’t flop 🙏🏻

In a World Cup year and you won’t play?! Ok. Gormless gobshite

Ben Chilwell met scientists working towards a cure for childhood brain tumours and donated £25,000 to their work at Queen Mary, London, on Tuesday. England and Chelsea left-back, who finished last season on loan at Crystal Palace, is patron of Shay’s Smiles. Charity established

Pretty sure we were told the storm had passed and the good times were coming 🤦🏼‍♂️