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Today is the 160th anniversary of the largest mass execution in u.s. history, carried out on the orders of The Great Emancipator, abraham lincoln.

It was great to be on stage with Aimee Mann again at the Wilbur Theater! Hey, if anyone was at the show and has any information about the… event that happened in the middle of the show, maybe let us know? Joke answers will, of course, be endured but not enjoyed.

the good people at Samsung truly have lived in a house and used a fridge before

Feel better, Ted! Everybody else head to City Winery this week for some holiday cheer with Aimee Mann and guests @ACNewman, Paul F. Tompkins, Nellie McKay & more bit.ly/BVAimeeTed1222…

Not a doggy bus. This cute af 🥹🥹🥹

I can’t believe George Santos said he played Data.

A classic #AccidentalPartridge

Okay a few days left before the end of the year, let’s try to nail it down: what is the greatest song of all time? We will categorize every single song from ALL genres until there’s a winner, declared at midnight on Jan 1 2023. First two:

this response to my tweet about being offline is the most online thing I’ve ever encountered

Uh oh, did we go viral again?

I would not choose Andrew Tate’s life over some coconut shrimps

It’s your last weekend to stream the live show! Available until 1/2: bit.ly/TAHstream Starring Paul F. Tompkins paget brewster Marc Evan Jackson Hal Lublin (He/Him) Annie H. Savage Autumn Reeser Janet Varney 🏳️‍🌈 @Cackowski Mark Gagliardi & Joshua Malina and special guests!

All I want in this life is this show. Kulap Vilaysack 🤙🏻

Great to see Josh Gondelman in NYC! We haven’t been in the same room since a Doug Loves Movies about 5 years ago or so

Spirit after the Southwest cancellations

I Photoshop paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 662

A shame. There was so much more he could have absolutely not done.