my southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife & then I go see wicked the musical

(flirting) I regret following you

Cannot wait for maha to see this Cowboys news . *Popcorn gif*

The gun debate in this country ended when everyone turned a blind eye to young kids being gunned down in a classroom. Shame

going to take a bath with my toaster if anyone needs me

Sandy Hook was the point that solidified nothing will ever be done. Hold true to your precious prayers if you ever have a barrel pointed at your head

Apple Music > Spotify

(Flirting) may I suck your toes while you tweet?

Who wants to flirt?

I just realized today I am the naked neighbor

Only the real eaters tweet after midnight

My type is a girl that looks like she works at a local Bushwick coffee shop with doodle tattoos, a short bob and a fun personality that makes incredible $9 iced lattes and compliments my mustache every morning when I walk in

Me every morning

Reply guy and his sexy e-girls

my life is soooooooooo boring right now

Wedding day

This white boy is rocking a tuxedo today. Act accordingly

I will

Chik fil a breakfast changed my life

My baby sister got married today and I am the happiest older brother