Nah Tillman kept running through the concussion. CTE is evolving

AFC north football so blue collar and horny makes me want to pop a perk and wrap my car around a pole

I’m wrapping presents and drinking Rumple Minze while listening to Michael Bublé Christmas songs. My enemies have to be FUMING right now

Imagine trying to explain the Pop-Tart Bowl to a European

karl marx failed to consider how dripped out i look walking out of the polo ralph lauren store. there is a man riding a horse on top of my chest you communist retard

I just found your mom on ZoomInfo

If i was schizophrenic I’d probably just end up playing the Thunderstruck drinking game against myself until i pass out

The lore of golden hour Amtrak is actually insane You need to be train maxing

Me trying to make birdie putts after a billion beers

Seeping Aura

Dismantling this keg at a one year olds birthday party #game

I know the SEC burner community would love a Friday Peter Millar beer #expand

Im in the gulf of AMERICA drinking BEERS on my BOAT #expand

Absolute creamer

My sailing my ship (BMW) to the nearest port (liquor store)

Drinking domestics and monitoring the situation at local dimly lit watering hole

“yeah brother great selection, i’ll take a Miller lite”

Monitoring the situation? Yeah I’m monitoring my BAC- it’s going UP