Would love to know how many of Evangelos Marinakis' business negotiations end with "... and one night with your beautiful wife."

The referee in the Aberdeen game should be SACKED, along with the VAR official, by UEFA at the full-time whistle. That decision to give a penalty to FCSB and then to send the defender off was fecking scandalous. ‘The game has gone’ #Aberdeen

This still clears as one of the greatest moments ever caught on film. I actually can’t fathom it sometimes.

Club buys 11 players for £900M Fans celebrate because they think the players will be crucial to their club’s future. After one season club sells 9 of the 11 players for £300M Fans celebrate how their club is the best selling club in the world. Chelsea Football Club.

Guess who opened the Bell Hotel in Epping. Guess who is now blaming Labour for not closing it. Honestly, I kid you not.

There was only ever going to be one culprit Interestingly that means he opened it without the appropriate planning guidelines enforced

Note to British politicians. THIS. ALL OF THIS. #FarageDestroyed

Ouch!!!

Newcastle United: “fans are the lifeblood” Also Newcastle United: “you want a seat in the leazes with some food & drinks? That’ll be £1069 please Mr Lifeblood.”

holy shit

My little rant about the 'University of Life' types.

Big fan of Trump announcing World War 3 in the style of Fabrizio Romano confirming a season-long loan to Galatasaray.

Spent his entire life downplaying school shootings just to get shot at a school

This you?

Your uncle is going to give his pension to Scarlett Johansson

A drug-addled South African rocket maker plotting regime change in Britain is very Brosnan-era Bond, isn’t it?

If this ever needed saying again.. If you’re struggling. Fucking speak to someone. #RickyHatton

Ricky “The Hitman” Hatton… gone at just 46. We lost a warrior today. A fighter who gave everything in that ring — heart, soul, bones. He wasn’t just a boxer. He was our fighter. He was the man from working-class Manchester, who rose from streets to stadiums, blasting through

I love you Richard 💙 See you on the other side X

We got the CL posting thirst traps