That last tweet was so dull, I’ve just ordered an ‘Old Guys Rule’ T-shirt

Just the eight hours to get back from Glasgow. This could be improved overnight if we just switch to driving on the right. Every fucker does anyway.

Oh dear.

She’s been flirting with me all day. ❤️

Good morning. Let’s go and see if the car’s still here.

Just a couple of stragglers parked in the Jensen club 👀😂

Free to spectate and park. All welcome!

I’ve been bitten so asked Laura if the kittens might have fleas. “No, where would they get fleas from?” She replied. ‘Flea market?’ I offered. Not a thing. Not even an eye roll. This is the sort of gold I’m giving away for free and you’re missing out on! Flea market.

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Nadine Dorries defects to Reform?! *Checks if a new novel is imminent*

Alan Parsons Project. I Robot I bought this vinyl a few months ago based on my memories of staying up late and listening to it with my dad. Mate - this is my jam! So good!

Oh, hi chaps. Desk inspection is it.

You couldn't watch ProD2 in the UK... I bought the rights! There wasn't a Draft fantasy rugby game... I've made one! Very proud of Draft XV. Infinitely better than salary cap games. BKT United Rugby Championship (URC) & PREM Rugby games live NOW draftxv.com & in your app store!

Play against your mates (2 to 12 players in a league) not against thousands of strangers No 'cookie cutter teams'. You OWN the players you pick. Head to head weekly match ups - just like an actual league. Set up your league, or join a league. Rip in!

Daughter safely installed in her new house in Brighton for her third and final year at uni. *Reserves 2026 Porsche catalogue*

💗🖤 300 CAPS! 🖤💗 This Saturday vs Windsor, Scott McKenzie makes his 300th appearance for Aylesbury Rugby 👏 From U7s ➝ Club Captain (2020–23) ➝ Bucks County ➝ 300 games in magenta & black 💪 A true club legend. Congrats Scott! #AylesburyRugby #MagentaAndBlack #300Caps

Full time and it’s a win for the ones ARFC 1st XV 59 - 19 Windsor 1st XV And a win for the twos Stockwood Park 2nd XV 5 - 21 ARFC 2nd XV Thanks for all the support at home today and for the mascots - it makes all the difference #COYAs

💗🖤 #ARFCHistory – 86 years ago today, our first ground, Baggett’s Field, was due to open (14 Sept 1939). World War II delayed the opening until 30 September, when Aylesbury RFC drew 6–6 against Middlesex Hospital RFC. 📍 More: aylesburyrfc.co.uk/information/hi… #COYAs #magentaandblack

Oh, hi winter . . .

I’d forgotten the joy of cooking with kittens. I’ve said, “Get down!” So many times we could be at Abbey Road in the 60s.