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Until death removes you from this world, reset button is forever pressable.

Nurse: What would you like to name her? Sigourney Weaver’s mom: Sigourney Weaver

there is such a deep ache in my chest to be understood but also an intense fear that if someone genuinely gets to know me they’ll be disgusted

GM, GE, GN Frens from different time zones.

time heals all wounds except for the ones i make with my time knife

the early bird needs to prioritize rest over gluttony.

..thinking about joining a gang...got my finger snapping down & everything

of all the many dad jokes my dad loved to tell, his favourite was "i'm quitting my job to be a plumber, so i can fix Olivia Newton's John and Farrah's Fawcett." he would laugh so goddamn loud at himself, it was impossible not to join him.

i wanna do all the dirty things with you first, let's start with the dishes

Tell me I wasn’t just a passing fancy. What we had cracked something open in me, something wild and rare. I need to know I mattered because I swear it felt like once in a lifetime, and I’m choking on the silence you left behind.

How adorable is this little chubby cheeks?

I got like 12 people cheating on me not even kidding

one day without warning i’m going to just randomly stop tweeting and go to law school. a couple years later you’ll walk into your court case and surprise i’m your lawyer. enjoy prison

The French Mistake

I don't know who needs to hear this, but... You're so fucken precious when you smile 😃

The orange twat is only starting WWIII to distract you from my abs.

Get yourself a baddie who's lowkey kinda weird af

FFS!!