Two pairs of scissors

Shared maidens

Looks like utter shite

Sounds good

Thought that was ailsa craig at the start for a second

All the toilet roll

Better than the normal star treatment

Saturday sunday trnsmt ticket for sale TRNSMT Festival will sell cheap

Einstein’s went down hill

Silly bastard

You can only save two and the rest are gone forever…🍽️ I’m choosing Nandos and KFC, what are you going for?👇🍗

Dominos and subway all day

lads I’m in bits. Virgin Media news is after reporting on a hole on portmarnnock beach that ‘Could be the aftermath of a cosmic event’. Some fellas literally dug it the day before with a kid’s shovel The way your man was talking about the rock being an asteroid had me in tears

What are the fuckin chances

Petition to make the scots celebrate st andrews day the same way the irish celebrate st patricks day, this place is fuckin bouncing