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Rasputin's dong

@parrotpirates

I am in possession of Rasputin's pickled penis. Immaculately preserved in brine. Trying to sell it to @ElonMusk for a very reasonable 23 BTC.

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Sneak peek of the poster art for the upcoming Zoolander featuring a bold new look for Ben Stiller. @RedHourBen and the entire Zoolander crew have kept this one very quiet! #zoolander #bluesteel #scifiart #FilmTwitter

Sneak peek of the poster art for the upcoming Zoolander featuring a bold new look for Ben Stiller. @RedHourBen and the entire <a href="/ZoolanderMovie/">Zoolander</a> crew have kept this one very quiet! #zoolander #bluesteel #scifiart #FilmTwitter
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Know what hasn't horrifically crashed in value? Rasputin's perfectly preserved severed schlong, which I happen to have floating in brine. #cryptocrash #nft #nicefkntallywhacker #BitcoinCrash

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The only NFT I need is a Nice Fucking Tallywhacker. Specifically, Rasputin's perfectly preserved severed schlong floating in brine, which I happen to own. I intend to sell it to Elon Musk for 23 #BTC

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A lot of people trying to tell me Rasputin's pickled #schlong is not an #NFT because I have it floating in a jar of brine. I challenge any man to #funge my historically significant #penis. Dare cross me, it will be the last thing you do. #cryptocrash #hotdong

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So Elon Musk, what would you say if I told you I had harvested viable sperms from Rasputin's severed testicles, and that they tasted delicious? The ball is in your court, space daddy. #cum

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Elon Musk has rescinded the suspension of my account, thereby endorsing my efforts to sell him Rasputin's severed penis for a very reasonable price. Watch this space

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