Today’s #GoogleDoodle celebrates the 306th birthday of Charles-Michel de l'Épée, a French philanthropist who opened the world's first free school for deaf children 🏫🤟→ g.co/r9aqky

Weird how experiences shape you. Had terrible customer service at Pizza Hut UK 18 years ago never been back. Traumatised by finding plastic in my salad at Harvester Restaurant never been back. Girls at Paul's Bakery say morning and I travel across london to buy their pastries!! 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

Is the 7;38 from south bermondsey to London bridge running? National Rail Southern

@ASOS it would be great if customer services gets back to me so that I can actually shop in the sale! !!

Why is Bon Iver always so sad? He sounds like he is broken hearted all the time. Who hurt him so much?

Hi asos. I placed two orders with ypu on the same day but only one has arrived.

@TfLTravelAlerts please asvise the best way to get from Paddington to tower Bridge this evening.

The irony of if all. Waiting for a date wile I swipe on my dating aps. #milenial problems

Man I'm annoying and needy when I drink alone !!!

Funny. Now that I have money I feel like I'm living my wild teenage dreams. Dressing like one too. Lol 😆

@Smashbox can you let me know why your £5 off - offer is not working at the check out on you uk website?

Are they firing #ambersherlock? I hope they do. What a nightmare of a woman to work with. #unprofesional

So Bloody true!! lol :) x.com/feelunique/sta…

It's #TimetoTalk day to get the nation talking about mental health. Find out how to get involved & spread the word: time-to-change.org.uk/timetotalkday-…

Instead of saying hi to the people I like in dating apps I tend to troll them. Yep, no wonder I'm single.

Is the 8:28 running from south bermondsey to London bridge this morning? National Rail Southern

Are you twitter stalking me?@gtcpenn67

Easter is ruined it's too hot for chocolate now. 💁#toohot #truestory

Russia And Ukraine Are Fighting Using Memes Because 2017 @gtcpenn67 wtf? Lol🙈 buzzfeed.com/hayesbrown/not…

At lords bitches 👌🏻 #lovelords