Richard Morris (@paligap17) 's Twitter Profile
Richard Morris

@paligap17

Probably best to save me breath to blow me porridge.

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Oh...Miss Jones! (@risingdampomj) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ruth: What on earth's that? Rigsby: This, is a piece of wood. Ruth: Well I can see that, Mr Rigsby. Stop wafting it around like that - you'll start a fire. Rigsby: I'll start a fire all right, Miss jones. #risingdamp #ohmissjones #francesdelatour ©ITV

The Free Speech Union (@speechunion) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🚨 If the Home Office really is planning to beef up the recording of 'non-crime hate incidents' (NCHIs) and take us back to the bad old days when the subjective perception of 'hatred' was enough to have your name and address logged in a police database, the FSU will mount a legal

🚨 If the Home Office really is planning to beef up the recording of 'non-crime hate incidents' (NCHIs) and take us back to the bad old days when the subjective perception of 'hatred' was enough to have your name and address logged in a police database, the FSU will mount a legal
Richard Morris (@paligap17) 's Twitter Profile Photo

OK, maybe I'm weird. But I just *hate* it when people talk about "Carnival" rather than "The Carnival". I sense some manipulation in play... 😡

The Dalbo Dog (@dalbodog) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This dog's name was Gunner. My uncle brought him back from WW2. He was raised and slept under my uncle's anti- aircraft gun. The gun crew shared their rations to feed him. By the time he was 18 months old, my uncle said he would stand up and look at the sky. If he laid back down

This dog's name was Gunner. My uncle brought him back from WW2. He was raised and slept under my uncle's anti- aircraft gun. The gun crew shared their
rations to feed him. By the time he was 18 months old, my uncle said he would stand up and look at the sky. If he laid back down
James Hogg (@jamesahogg2) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Happy 50th birthday to Rising Damp, the first episode of which was broadcast on this day in 1974. I could wax poetic for days about how much I adore this show and why, but instead here's a clip from one of my favourite eps, Moonlight & Roses. Bloody Desmond?! Good morning.

Richard Morris (@paligap17) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"Although the Royal Society author team has been aware of the problem for several months, they have made no correction" netzerowatch.com/all-news/royal…

Polemic Paine (@polemictmm) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hilarious the Government is bitching about surge pricing for Oasis tickets since it's exactly what they want for energy via smart meters.

Tom Jones (@93vintagejones) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The ‘weird’ line is an unoriginal stock phrase imported straight from America that’s sure to be overused by midwits. Like ‘Tufton Street’, ‘Trump’s playbook’ & ‘divisive rhetoric’, it will become a sure sign you’re about to read something absolutely turgid & totally brain dead.