bday started out with kitty cuddles, now having a waffle for lunch, I’d say pretty successful so far

I want the TL to know when she started singing this I screamed along so hard I almost passed out

WON TRIVIA TONIGHT LOVE MY FRIENDS SO MUCH FEELING HAPPY AND NOT OVERWORKED~~~ 🤠

This dog was spotted in the best father/son outfit we've ever seen. 13/10

need to get at least 12 hours of sleep and stop watching Taylor Swift videos because I’m starting to think I could somehow pull off bangs

reputation will forever and always be the best album in TS’s discography and I will not be taking questions at this time

Single digit bedtime tonight, queen?

I have the most important Thanksgiving role of the family - the maker of the mac and cheese

There will be no explanation 🖤

Alright.. who put all these Snorlax in a business meeting at Costco?

DOING SWIFTIE ZOOMIES 🤸‍♀️ #THETORTUREDPOETSDEPARTMENT

The leap day babies are wearing little frog hats

I am and will forever be the type of person that is 0.5 lbs or less under the airline baggage weight limit.

Interesting that the moon gets all the credit for doing for one minute what clouds thanklessesly do every day. Shoutout clouds. The ceftriaxone of the skies

humans are not built to process 31 lyrically dense taylor swift songs at once

he is train