Accountability.

In 1993 I had my first company car. I had an allowance of £13,650. The Renault 19 16v was £13,450 and metallic paint was £200. To this day it’s one of the best cars I’ve ever had. This is confirmation: vm.tiktok.com/ZNRMmyLnx/

Snowing @ WS14.

Stopped snowing @ WS14.

I saw a girl in a hockey club exactly 30 years ago today. Tomorrow, back then, I took her on a date and I’ve been with her ever since. There we go.

Huge 3 points for the mighty West Ham at, let’s be honest, a Conference level team. To be expected.

You know those 4 pics tweets, pricks post them.

The best bloke and company I’ve dealt with. I HIGHLY recommend Balcony Shirts for all your printed #merch needs. Love them SR!!! x

Obligatory pre flight routine. If you know, you know. #GoldElite #PriorityPass

Because I saw it on the BBC 👀

Remembering funny things from Viz after telling a funny lady (Ballbag) about an old letter. One that also made me laugh was from an old dear who’d written in to complain about her local butcher and had signed off, I bet he interferes with the mince. Pure gold.

I lost at golf yesterday so had a couple of brews afterwards at home. Wasn’t paying attention properly but it turns out my wife has joined Twitter and now wants to know who I follow. Best stop sending your mucky DMs lads, cleaning my act up.

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