So Uxbridge Library was all set to close, just depending on whether it got through 'planning'. But it's all gone quiet since then? Does anyone know how the planning application is going?

Through to the final!
Full video up tomorrow - meantime - the winning save! #COYR

Frayed appliqué on a beachy dad hat & Woven cassette patch on a 5 panel thick wale corduroy Grandpa hat!🧢 ⚡️ #clientwork

Lovely to see you today Scott Balcony and Thankyou again for another batch of Hoodies. 🤝

Congratulations to andreas & fam on the opening of Kale Street, a glorious little restaurant right next door to the finest greengrocer in the country.

We didn’t win so we’ll see you tomorrow at 9am, Uxbridge,

A quiet moment of reflection at the mass grave of the Hillingdon Ramblers. Gone but never forgotten.

Absolutely over the moon that this YouTuber with 400k subs is presenting his EXCELLENT new video wearing our Engerland shirt! Thanks to the equally excellent GingerBeardMark for the tip off! Watch it here, it’s good! youtu.be/QmLMxPTRhfo?si…

This is what we do.

Lady of Stars and Fire I am honoured! The wonderful folk at Balcony Shirts have a bunch of stuff at binfaceshop.co.uk, and 50% of my proceeds goes to Shelter to help combat homelessness. Another lovely human makes mini-me figures, also raising cash for charity countbinface.com/buy-a-minime

It’s De Niro in Mean Streets and I’ll be taking no further questions.

Don’t be like Mark.

New Taco restaurant opening tomorrow evening in The New Arcade, Uxbridge. Just met the owner Leonardo, who’s a lovely chap and they’re doing two tacos for £5 as an opening deal. Give them a try!

A happy customer bought us a lottery ticket for tonight so we've drawn up a contract on the whiteboard to split the winnings. With my share I'm going to open Balcony Records and build a recording studio upstairs and Daniel's going to buy the Pavilions and do paintball.

Hey Hillingdon Council, can I just say the fella who comes down Windsor Street cleaning up most mornings is an absolute Saint and he really helped me out the other day. Always so friendly, too. Just wanted to let you know. I thanked him, obviously.

An Old Trout - Windsor, T-shirt? Where the Dickens would a person acquire such an item?!

There are many great places to eat in Uxbridge but, at the moment, my very favourite is Caretta Caretta. It's bleedin' good.

You have to set aside a good 10 minutes to work out why something is trending nowadays.

We can do jackets like this if there’s a football team in *your* life that you’d like to mortally humiliate.