[Guest tweet]: Pro natalists need to decide if they want fewer but perfect children or more but sometimes they go to daycare. Because shaming people for using childcare is going to decrease the birthrate

I think I speak for all of us when I say that I have whatever take on Sydney Sweeney will make you own me by posting more pictures of her in a bikini

we haven't gone far enough with this. surely there is something one of those kpop boys is doing or not doing that we can only debate by posting lots of pictures of them shirtless & artistically draped over various objects

THE IDEAL NOVEL, ACCORDING TO X A: I make only healthy life decisions & have no need for growth B: What a coincidence, me too A: Let us make wholesome choices together B: Nothing we do would sound bad if screenshotted out of context A: Good thing novels don't need conflict

I'm really impressed by people who are loudly unsurprised by every new empirical finding, congratulations on understanding the entire structure of reality purely a priori.

the best part of having a terrible memory is when someone reminds you of shit you did and you get to play AITA about yourself

sometimes people are like "it's a red flag for someone to still be close with their exes" & I could not live that life. at any given time like 70% of my platonic friendships are with my exes

YOU CANNOT WRITE EVERYDAY IN NOVEMBER IF YOU DO NOT GIVE US MONEY THAT IS STEALING YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A CAR

self-closeted/semi-self-closeted trans people have the rankest gender takes. they should all transition to make the timeline less noxious to me personally

here are some great words to use instead: trollsona, vaporeon, p-value, the chainsmokers, crux, birkin, netorare, onceler.