this answer from Naomi Osaka nearly lit my computer on fire (also if you’re not subscribed to Ben Rothenberg’s Bounces, you’re missing out)

96 Vijay Sethupathi and Trisha Krishnan

Most non Gujarati people don't know that Pankaj Udhas' brother Manhar Udhas has sung many Gujarati ghazals. My fave: youtu.be/g6UiqaJO7a0?si…

Cottony clouds

not sure what's longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone insisting it's hilarious.

My office was in this building so many years back. Oh nostalgia!

Saw this reel saying "Read the vowels in Celine Dion" loud and now I can't stop laughing 🤣

My maternal grandfather fell in love and married my grandmother. They were so much in love that he was heartbroken when she died. He too died a fortnight after.

There are times when I see someone naturally good looking and wonder how good-looking his/her parents and ancestors might be.

A paneer store near my apartment had a board naming the products they sell. Took me 2 whole months to decipher what Green Piece meant. Not kidding at all!

For those who are still trying to decipher this, it's Green Peas.

So after the microplastic scare, we now have the microfibre scare. Kya karein? Saans lena bandh kar dein?

I just heard someone say “maybe you don’t need more time to heal, maybe you need more experiences that show your nervous system a different realty” And, yeah.

We're a waste of time. But what is life if not a waste of all the time in the world?

Coffee

Math and English

Lord of the Flies by William Golding. I think of it so very often. It explains the truth about human behaviour.

We're living in a world where mediocrity is worshipped.

This is what was predicted. Tell me if it was right or wrong.

Ordering meals via Zomato has become atrociously expensive. I cross-referenced the hotel's menu with the menu on Zomato and the prices are almost double. Then you're happy with that Rs. 100 discount that they give you. LOL.