Gonna start a new delivery service. OUD: We know packages.

If she goes to NMSU, she's obviously sad tonight. Cheer her up with the OUD

She doesn't know how much she really wants the OUD

Monday morning... Great time to wake her up with the OUD

If she makes eye contact with you while in line for grab n' go, she wants the OUD

If she lives in Adams, she's probably too spoiled for your OUD

If she rides the escalators in Baker, she wants the OUD

It's Thirsty Thursday. Bet she's thirsty for a nice, refreshing OUD.

Its Friday night, time to dust off the OUD, and get ready to get down and dirty

If she yawns in her morning classes, she wants the OUD

If your ra comes in the room for a "ehs inspection", she's actually coming in to inspect your OUD

Get some sleep. Get your OUD ready for the new week.

Make her clean the mud off your OUD after #10fest

I get paid to tweet about the OUD.

Next time you give her the OUD, remember that it's one of the top 25 D's in the country.

Motherfuckers at Kroger trying to sell me genetically modified corn. That shit's whack. Fair trade USDA Organic or die, nerd.

Follow Aggro Hipster or get the OUD. Or both. Whatever you're into.

So, who's dressing up as the OUD this weekend?

If you play for Miami, we'll give you the OUD.

time to suck today's OUD. #livingfortheweekend.