Yeah, I like The Cranberries, so what nerd? Wanna fight? I'll beat you down then weep gently as I listen to the 1993 hit "Linger."

Bro, listen, Narrow Stairs is easily Death Cab's best album and if you disagree, I will smack you in the face with my limited print vinyl.

OH MY GOD CHRIS WALLA'S GUITAR RIFFS MAKE ME SO HYPED I JUST WANT TO DRINK A NICE GLASS OF ORGANIC SWEET TEA AND CRY.

Decided to run a mile while listening to Mumford & Sons and started crying 3 minutes in. Some punkass laughed and I hit him with my mandolin

And hell yes I carry a mandolin on my jogs. Do I look like damn nerd to you? Bitches love that twangy yet subtly indie shit dawg.

AHH SHIT NOTHING GETS ME AS HYPED AS A GIRL WITH A LONG SKINNY CIGARETTE AND A LAVENDER-ACCENTED CROCHETED BERET. GOT DAMN!!

I'm gonna shit on the next motherfucker that compares Mumford to Noah & the Whale. EACH SINGER HAS HIS OWN DISTINCT YET MALLEABLE STYLE. DUH

Motherfuckers at Kroger trying to sell me genetically modified corn. That shit's whack. Fair trade USDA Organic or die, nerd.

Dammit, Ben Gibbard, your sprightly and majestic falsetto makes me weep into my liberal arts degree. I mean, EXERCISE NERDS.

Gatorade? Pfft that shit's got high fructose corn syrup and high levels of salts, dawg. I always fill my bottle with lemon herb Earl Grey.

Damn, I love waking up to "Shame" by the Avett Brothers. Makes me wake up with a boner and tears streaming down my face after introspection.

Sorry I haven't tweeted in awhile. I had to ditch all earthly things and go on a spirit quest to India. Or I just had too much PBR.